Bruce's strange food addiction

I hate to broadcast Bruce's private life like this but maybe if he is embarrassed enough he'll be able to quit. 

Or maybe there are some underlying issues at play here... I'm sorry I ate broccoli in the hospital the day you were born!! I didn't know it would give you bad baby gas!!! But Bruce you don't have to resort to this in order to cope. 

I hate to break it to you... But this isn't food, little buddy.